Release the inner WAG!

Ok. So it happens to the best of us. I'm having a mid life tanorexia crisis. Or, that's what my best gay friend says and you should always trust the opinion of your best A list gayers.

I recently bit the bullet more than half way and decided *shock* I was going to get a St Tropez all ovah body tan and release my inner WAG. I was going to stand there in paper pants doing the crab pose and being