Fired and Emotional - Team Chutzpah takes one for The Team and sits through the First Episode of "The Apprentice"

It wasn’t meant to happen.  Like Katie, bitter boardroom experience meant that I usually avoid these situations like the proverbial plague.  Unfortunately, an obsessed flatmate meant that I would be forced to watch the opening episode of ‘The Apprentice’.
I was in no way an Apprentice virgin. This is the seventh series of the-now-Lord Sugar of Clapton’s showcase of, possibly, Britain’s worst