The trouble with an ASOS delivery...

As I sit writing this, I am still parcel less.  That is to say, that the ASOS purchases 'speedy' delivery I was looking forward to, can at best be questioned and at worst, lambasted.
Yes, we all know and love ASOS; the constant supply of ever covetable goodies, the on trend fashion, the quality for the price, the range of labels on offer, the brilliant site layout etc... but have you ever '