In Search of Big Hair

I put a shout out to PRs and experts.  I wanted big hair.  Still do.  
I think I'm not that bad at it when I pre-load with enormous rollers and try to tame the mass of fine locks that I have but there's something about my arms going awry and looking in a mirror and getting confused re which is front and which is back, and which way the rollers should roll that foils me nigh on every time.  You