Bruised, bitten and besoffen.

dress - self made (formerly a long gypsy skirt)

So tomorrow I am off to our mini vacation, and will not be taking my best friend, Mr. Laptop with me, as an attempt to gain more time for serious shopping, and of course loads of lush behaviorials.

This is what a week in my life looks like. (must warn you, not very interesting.)

• This week, I got into a bit of a disagreement with my kite board. It hit me in the face right between the eyes, and what looks like a scratch in the photo is actually where my skin popped from the impact of the board on it. It almost knocked me out. We all know I like to get into fights with my boards, heck my bikes too.
  
• Pomelo (grapefruit) margaritas are super yummy. You must try it.
• So is a shot of tequila chased by a slice of orange covered in brown sugar and cinnamon. So good, very addictive.
• Shredding is crazy fun. My first attempt was on this old faded black banana republic tee, but only having watched the first snippet of Camille's tutorial, I had overdone the shredding in all my excitement, and ended up with something more Rodarte looking rather than Raquel Allegra-ish. My second victim is a Forever21 tee I fished out of the sale pile for about $6, and with the stretchy fabric, its a little easier to keep the piece together.
  
• Ultimate Frisbee players from all over the globe are/were here after the tournament in manila, and so of course we all joined forces and stumbled all over the island like drunk wild hogs, flying high, but you already knew that. They did the sex shooters at summerplace, i drank a bottle of wine on my own and bit my friend driftwood in the arm as she did with me two days before that, and woke up today feeling like a 16-wheeler had gone all over me at least 10 times.
  
• I leave at 9am tomorrow, and am most worried about not having time to paint my nails.
• Extremely excited about the shopping this weekend, and call on the amazingly awesome vintage shopping gods to guide me in this very delicious quest. Must not have an asthma attack this weekend please.
  
• Bullet points are quite fun, I highly recommend having a go at them.
  
• My hair is a mess.

I'm off to the boondocks! x

PS: Happy turkey day to you all! gobble gobble.